Gavin Yao

I have many wonderful memories of Gavin Henry Yao, too many to share and not nearly enough time to. But I can’t not share these few special memories with you, ones that I will forever hold in my heart. One time, Gavin Henry decided to date a nasty, herpes ridden whore who ended up giving him herpes. It was karma paying him back for being a scum bag. But my favorite memory of all has to be the fact that it was captured in picture. Because Gavin Henry has an ego the size of whale and thought no one would ever find out. But lo and behold we all did. What an ugly scabbing herpes sore it was and captured on film.

At this time I would like to share Gavin Henry Yao’s favorite quote. I think it really goes to show just the type of amazing person (he/she) was: if it smells weird, don’t eat it; if it looks weird, go see a doctor (a real one; not an OD); if it’s growing on your mouth and making your crotch itch, it’s herpes Henry.

In closing, I want to thank you all once again for being here today with myself and my family as we prepare to say goodbye to Gavin Henry Yao. I also want to say a special thank-you to Horsephine Ly for giving Gavin Henry Yao the gift that keeps on giving; herpes. All of the support, encouragement, and words of comfort over the past several days will always be remembered.

Finally, I want to say goodbye to you, Gavin Henry Yao. You were such a special person to so many, and your legacy will live on in the beautiful memories you leave for all of us. I will always love and remember you.
Thank you.